Poems about spam

Santa Spam
Whenever a person with great resources dies there is always somebody who needs your help to process them.
If You Log On To The Web Today…
A description of the hostile environment of the web today (to the tune of "Teddy Bears' Picnic"
Cobblers
Is nobody safe from spammers?
Fantasy 419
Fantasy has its share of disposed dictators as well
Spam
What if the spam you received was true