Poems about arrogance
If You Log On To The Web Today…
A description of the hostile environment of the web today (to the tune of "Teddy Bears' Picnic"
Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself
They say that you have nothing to fear but fear itself. They're wrong.
Buy Buy Buy
It is your patriotic duty to buy buy buy.
An outcast elf knows the way to bring back his dying king
Does your video recorder seem like magic?
What the experience of the intelligent car of tomorrow will be like going by the technology of today
The Phoenix: Part 1 - The Arrival
The Phoenix: Part 2 - The Exploitation
The Phoenix: Part 3 - The Cook (and the Thief, His Life, and His Oeuvre)
The Phoenix: Part 4 - The End and the Beginning
The Phoenix Diet
Terrible Last Lines
A New Christmas Tradition?
She is Far from Happy with the Land
Shy Away On Cloning
Disputation & Altercation
Eye of Toad