Drafts of “Like Warm (Retraction)”
2020-09-04 11:30
We’ve had a lot of readers write in to condemn
the authors of this paper. We couldn’t contact them
as to why their results can’t be replicated
or why throughout, their data has been duplicated
from “Four Yorkshiremen”. Sprinkled with illogicality
and propositional fallacies. Unconnected with reality
is the verdict of reviewers The consensus being: in it’s
half-awoken state you’re safe for just ten more minutes.
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2020-07-27 21:21:
# Like Warm (Retraction)
We’ve had a lot of readers write in to condemn
the authors of this paper [link]. We couldn’t contact them
as to why their results can never be reproduced
or why throughout, their data has apparently been reused
from “The Ministry of Silly Walks”. Sprinkled through with illogicalities
and propositional fallacies. Unconnected with reality
is the verdict of reviewers The consensus being: in it’s
half-awoken state you’re safe for just ten more minutes.
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2020-07-24 22:04:
# Like Warm (Retraction)
We’ve had a lot of readers write in to condemn
the authors of this paper [link]. We couldn’t contact them
as to why their results can never be reproduced
or why throughout, their data has apparently been reused
from “The Ministry of Silly Walks”. Logical fallacies
pervade the paper. The conclusion appears a fantasy
unconnected with reality. The consensus being: in it’s
half-awake state you’re safe for just ten more minutes.
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2020-07-20 21:09:
# Like Warm (Retraction)
We’ve had a lot of readers write in to condemn
the authors of this paper [link]. We couldn’t contact them
as to why their results can never be reproduced
or why throughout, their data has apparently been reused
from “The Ministry of Silly Walks”. While the logical fallacies
that pervade appears to be just a fantasy
The mechanism’s unclear but the consensus is that in it’s
half-woke state you’re safe for just ten more minutes.
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2020-07-20 13:01:
# Like Warm (Retraction)
Unable to contact original authors
Appears to be completely fantastical
Unable to reproduce
??? but it’s
apparent that you’re safe for just ten more minutes.
Retraction of the conclusion of alligator evolution – safe for just ten more
minutes
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2019-08-26 11:45:
# Retraction
Retraction of the conclusion of alligator evolution – safe for just ten more
minutes
